Devious plans and clever tricks.

I am trying my darndest to get my husband to install my vent hood...
My method of persuasion is unusual, I must admit, but definitely not intentional.
First, burn some beans on the stove, then rescue them for dinner and call it "Smoky Bean Soup". Pretend it's delicious and serve it to him as leftovers as well.
Then, make his favorite dessert, pie, and allow the juice to burn on the bottom of the oven.
Allow more smoke to saturate the downstairs.
Let's see if my clever trick works after I feed him this.